Detroit - Unable to budget enough of the natural inert gas helium, Goodyear has decided to pull it’s nationwide fleet of dirigibles.
“The blimps are wimps!” cried avid Carolina fans, whose only hope for excitement this year are the blimps themselves, a mainstay of aerial entertainment.
The perdurable tire company plans to project holograms of a blimp against particles in the atmosphere to simulate the flight. “You won’t even be able to know the difference, people!” says Goodyear CEO Rob Wheels. In the contrails will be advertisements from a variety of corporations, including actual blimp companies that have not folded.
“The simulation of avionics is an outstanding achievement of NASA,” adds Wheels, “who, you’ll recall, once fooled the entire world of a moon landing.” The same old decades-true technology proves to do the same for sports fans everywhere.
“The blimps are wimps!” cried avid Carolina fans, whose only hope for excitement this year are the blimps themselves, a mainstay of aerial entertainment.
The perdurable tire company plans to project holograms of a blimp against particles in the atmosphere to simulate the flight. “You won’t even be able to know the difference, people!” says Goodyear CEO Rob Wheels. In the contrails will be advertisements from a variety of corporations, including actual blimp companies that have not folded.
“The simulation of avionics is an outstanding achievement of NASA,” adds Wheels, “who, you’ll recall, once fooled the entire world of a moon landing.” The same old decades-true technology proves to do the same for sports fans everywhere.
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