Ballgirl Misses Too Many Grounders, Fired
Seattle - Frustrated that they can’t fire their own players due to contractual obligations, the Seattle Mariners front office took out their frustrations on ballgirl Rosie Santizo. In her fourth year out of Woodrow Wilson Elementary, Rosie committing four fielding errors down the left field foul line during the 2009 season.
“While not officially a roster player,” said a team spokesman, “fan morale on the left side of the field was clearly affected. We can’t have that around here. We already suck.”
Santizo was pushed down to the minor league affiliate but never fully recovered. She’s was recently picked up by Salem Police for possession of narcotics and is currently in juvenile holding under treatment for depression.
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