Birds’ Vick claims he has no concussion, just a recurring “Case of the Mondays”

Philadelphia – After a devastating last minute loss to the Atlanta Falcons, Michael Vick admitted to a Philadelphia press corps that while he has suffered several concussive injuries in the past, this time he truly has a "Case of the Mondays.”
    Several players on the team, after hearing of his complaint, summarily kicked his ass into next weekend.

    Some have speculated that he has suffered a minor bout of depression upon hearing that Denzel Washington wouldn't be playing him in the much anticipated biopic. 

    “The condition is typically a passing one,” says medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta, “But it has become predictably chronic. Except of course, when he plays on Monday night. In which case his physician should probably prescribe medication for a "Case of the Tuesdays.”