Thursday, September 13, 2018

BREAKING - Commissioner Wins Week 1, Reds "Red Dog" Grayson Tapped To Head Investigation

MORRISTOWN, NJ - It seems like it happens almost annually. Not only that, but almost every year. The Trefill team has won week 1. Despite full disclosure by Trefill, Reds Grayson has already begun an audit into the win/loss tally and questions the validity and timing of the mogul's first-week entry. Trefill has stated he will answer any questions, notwithstanding an un-named member of his legal team bewailing, "Oh, for God's sake, we can't have him answering questions," reminding us of Trefill's penchant for lying and creating fictitious narratives according to his ever-changing whim. 

"False, false, false lies, not just regular lies, but false lies," belly-ached Trefill in an impromptu Q and A with the press on his way to his golf course in Florence, NJ. "I have done more for this pool than anyone else before me, you would all be nothing without me, I am the greatest...I mean just look at the pot - it's the most it's ever been, folks. Everybody's winning," he cried, his arms flagellating, his flaming red hair blowing in the gusting winds that comes ahead of this weekend's storm. "Florence, NJ, brace yourself," he stated, " Hurricane Florence is coming."

The Red Dog Investigation is like to be a protracted investigation that will mar the GFL trademark. More developments after Week 2 concludes...

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